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I recently stumbled upon an old dating show from the early 2000's called "Chains of Love" and I knew I had to make a video about it. Enjoy!
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SHAVE IT! AHHHHHHHHH SHAVE IT! PLEAAAASSSE SHAVE IT! :(
i thought he meant as in like Krismas with the Kardashians im so dum
The relationship lasted 3 days 😂
I'm a Gen-z, and as a matter of fact, we ALL draw the cool s things.
"So which guy do you choose to date?" "I choose... **looks at both dudes next to me** the locksmith!" The only valid choice.
They took this idea from death note
you would love this one old german show where there’s 4-5 women ranking themselves based on best style, prettiest face, nicest boobs/ass and then there’s a jury of 3 men reacting to the ranking and adjusting them.
Jason looks like Jason Segal mixed with Jim Carrey
This show is the definition of feeling uncomfortable
Jason deserves better than that fart
Parental Control was my S H I T 😭
jason where are u??
She was mad they were talking about that part of her body.
FART JOKES ARE BAD KURTIS
jason seemed awesome, poor dude
Woah! I just realized Kurtis is 11 years older than me. That’s pretty cool, ig
Jason was mad hot Girl did an awful job
You weren't innocent Kurtis. I hope you rot in comedy jail Oh crap Kurtis was the locksmith the whole time!
the pete joke kept catching me off guard. 😂😂😂
Everytime Pete comes in looking for shots 🤣
2:23 I immediately made this my Instagram bio
This sounds like actual hell
quit being such a steph
Im disappointed in kurtis. Those manchilds literally shamed her for farting and put her spot for no reason, and instead of pointing it out he kept saying she can't take a joke like what tf.
"The relationship lasted for 3 days." damn one of them should've just ran away with the money rather than being on a relationship for 3 days lmao
Your telling me you had an opportunity for ‘kurtismas’ and you didn’t take it
In Germany we still have those cringe dating shows, but like the two that come to my head are called:" Farmer searches for wife" where farmers try dating women and "Daughter in law wanted" where apparently the son really needs a wife. So yeah, its very weird.
14:54 you're welcome
WHY WOULD I GIVE HER THE SIX PACK.
Farting and making out 😂
would you bi chance like men as well as females?🏳️🌈✌️
Did he just out bestie picks bae?
"we don't have date game shows anymore, only singing game shows" the Bachelorette and the Bachelor: *exist*
you make me want to play sims
Kurtis I forgot your channel existed, subbed and currently binging 🤘 I feel the 90’s when I watch and man do I miss it/we need the 90’s again
Pooetry CRACKed me the hell up
Just looking at that eggnog is making me sick
Lmao I just realised why this is so painful to watch. I basically had a friend group that was just this without the chains
14:27 "And you brought [Monopoly] home. And you were super excited to play it--you've never played it before." That's the only way to be excited about playing Monopoly, tbh.
kurtmas
If you thought this show is weird try watching Flavor of Love. It's about 20 women on a dating show trying to get the chance to be Flavor Flav's girlfriend. It came out in 2006😂
This is my favorite video of his
11:37 "You telling me you didn't laugh at that" SHIT HE KNOWS LMAOO
Jesus-Fuck! I thought I had imagined this show! lol
NAHH I WAS ROOTING FOR JASON
My name is Steph and I feel personally attacked
Honestly some of my only memories from my childhood are me watching movies like Harry Potter (specifically chamber of secrets) barbie and monster high in my huge tv- k miss it
the only way we know that kurtis's 2020 was not ok is that he has a mullet.
KURTIS I DIED AT 11:36 PLEASE 😭🤚🏻
Farts *ARE* FUNNY
I always find it so weird that people NEED an athletic dude! If being athletic‘s so important to u, do it yourself maybe?
The Locksmith is my favorite cryptid
We did the headphone movement at the same time LMAO! Who wouldn't want to know what everyone else is saying?
13:01 he has spotted the tiddie
It's so funny how many women are in the comments with their double standard comments but no one one wants to point out how materialistic and shallow Steph was, or how she was clearly feeding into their "childish" behavior. You can tell she was gonna be into Alan after a few minutes into the video, she showed zero signs of maturity and I'm sure she enjoyed being fought over and tugged around as much as they loved making fun of her bubbly crotch.
F in chat for jason
This isn’t about the video but it’s about the 2000s kind of in our textbook for Spanish they will always use MSN as an example for anything idk why
24
150,000 beers.... I don't think Pete's even breaking a sweat
I'm sorry Kurtis, what's wrong with my spikey hair and my rocking bod?
Me realizing Kurtis had to search up two guys kissing to edit this video ...
your butt makes a noise that stinks
ur intro is so boring and annoying :( funny vid tho
0:42 SUPERFAAAAAST BUILDMODE
9:12-9:20 was funny for no fucking reason.. I was drinking water and that shit shot through my nose- kurtis, you need to stop .
how did hey get dressed?? Like their shirts can't come off without being unchained? I'm so confused.
I am partway through and just wondering how they go to the bathroom. Perhaps this is addressed later...
The locksmith is so fricken scary omg
Wait what about when they use the bathroom?
Keep this look .. 🔥
Kurtis made my night once again!
The locksmith should have won Change my mind
Alright, I'll admit, I laughed my ass off at the Jigsaw joke. I'm really shocked that was never done as a parody somewhere.
Plot twist: one of them is kira 😐
During this entire video I felt like Steve from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs... my mind kept going ✨mustache✨
She goes like "he doesn't have the athleticism I neeeed because he can't play ice hockey" like bitch you aint wearing nothing but ur underwear like get a life (when the locksmith takes jack away)
When I see the locksmith at my wedding ... 👁👄👁
I screamed when he spinned with all of that fart sounds. Kurtis is my god-
Waaaaaiittttt!! So is dean not dating the girl from bestie picks bae?? 😭😭😭 I liked them 💔
Wait a second.... how did THEY CHANGE?!
kurtis please please please marry me i am begging you please
You forgot about Flavor of Love. That show was so fucking entertaining.
Pete going in straight for the hug reminds me of the time 10 year old me went to my sister’s college graduation and a random girl my sister barely knew, walked up to me said “Heyyyy!” Hugged me, then straight up danced away
Okay but it's the Sims 1 soundtrack for me
Locksmith is my favorite anime protagonist.
catch me watching this seven times, all while at school
omg the bestie picks bae joke babahahah
Jason deserves way better than a Steph 😂
I see the locksmith and actually keep expecting him to pull out a neuralizer
did he insinuate that bestie picks bae was fake?
19:03 ok I always watch videos with other tabs on so I never pay attention with whats on screen but I used to go to THAT beach all the time.
rest in keith? no rest in pete? no rest in jack? no rest in jason? yes.
The Locksmith x Kurtis
Tila Tequila and Myspace were my vices. Please don't judge me *judges myself
11:38 is one of the funniest things I’ve ever witnessed
Curvy girls make my junk twitch
cracking open a cold one for Pete. He was in it for a good time not a long time. and its safe to say it won't be the same without him.
I guess I’m a *Steph*
The locksmith looks like he escaped the matrix
You sexy 26 year old man