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It feels weird that we're already well-past the halfway point of the NHL season. It's gone by so fast, considering the unique circumstances of everything going on. With every division only playing against each other, the games become far more important than usual. With the East and Central divisions, there are many stories to tell. Some the same ones we've heard before, others brand new adventures.
For these sixteen teams, what has the season entailed? This video will hopefully help you to figure that out. Unless you're Buffalo, then you just fall apart every time you try.
Postseason?
we need more hurricane man
The more, the merrier. GO CANES!
Anyone sick of watching advertisements should skip to 1:14. You're welcome.
That rangers segment aged like fine wine....
Thanks for the 1 minute on the isles I guess
I think is painfully obvious how much Tree hates Texas teams based on... Every review of a Texan team ever by him.
Im so glad ive been a caps fan for my life just because we have been so good in the rugular season, but when playoff time come i go in a hole and hibernate until the next season unless we make it to the third round. (i live in the area so no im not a bandwagon)
Sharangovich is our bronze god and heir to Elias - Devils Fan
That was much gentler than the blue jackets deserved
1:57 The Death SFX from SONIC SPINBALL?! Tree, you go *really* obscure with these references sometimes, huh?
Factory of sadness..
As much cussing as you do in this video and you bleep Tim Peel?
@UrinatingTree I dare you to continue "all my rangers"
That wasn't me. That was the broadcast video of the event.
All my rangers is great lmfao
Rangers are coming....
i want to see what *RON HEXTALL* does with pens at the deadline, hopefully nothing too bad
Breaking News: The Buffolol inebriation meter is now going from the Bills to the Sabres!
I am waiting anxiously for a Legacy of Failure video on the Sabres
The Flyers are like the titanic but going down faster
The youth movement was what the Predators wanted at the beginning of the offseason and then they went and took mid grade fossils instead. With the youth showing up and taking over, I’d be telling Johansen and Duchene to pack their bags, if someone is willing to take their contracts. At least 50% 🤞🏻
Honestly, Devils majorly suprised me this year. I was expecting us to get bodied, but we aren't doing as bad as I expected.
Rangers defense has been good this year actually. Certainly not a "massive problem"
The different composition metrically lie because croissant causally hang past a present babies. puzzling, tender tense slipper
I dislike Trudeau, so when I punch a girl at a bar, I'll make sure to blame him.
NOW DO THE CANUCKS AND THE FLAMES
Useless fact: The stock footage at 1:14 is in Liverpool.
The red wings are starting to look better but they can’t ever finish the 3rd period. Greiss definitely has to go but I trust Stevie Y. I’m also surprised blashill is still around..
"lIkE tHe FlOwEr" - *USES A FUCKING KNIGHTS PICTURE* I can't fully express how mad that made me 😂
Consider: Rask has been injured for weeks
Surprised you didn’t mention Mika waking up and Fox’s incredible season
Hey Tree we have won 3 of our last 5 since this video 'ere we go sabres, it's a shame this coach is just a lame duck but getting a half ahl lineup to compete, but yea please kim don't meddle with the bills let mcbeane do their thing
Time Stamps: 1:37 Bruins 2:45 18 Straight 3:55 Devils 4:56 Islanders 5:48 All my Rangers 7:08 Philly 8:06 Penguins 9:23 Crapitals+Tom Wilson 10:18 The Jerks 11:23 BlackCocks 12:24 Blue Jackets 13:42 Stars 14:35 Dead Wings 15:33 Panthers 16:34 too good right now 17:43 Lightning
Rangers are so inconsistent and it pisses me off so much
On the next episode of its always a shitshow in philadelphia. you thought getting blown out to the rangers was bad just wait till buffalo gets here.
UT: The pk has suffocated *The bruins who have the best pk in the league* :wait what
FIRE. DAVID. FUCKING. QUINN.
I’m gonna be blunt, I’m starting to really like what Bowman’s done with the Hawks, especially with how this season has gone. Yeah we’re back to .500 but I think that even missing the playoffs by a small margin would just be a bonus to the ”rebuild.”
If Stan Bowman won’t leave willingly, THEN WE’LL FORCE HIS ASS THE FUCK OUT AND THE HOCKEY WORLD WILL BE IN PAIN WHEN PATRICK KANE EVISCERATES THEM
PANTERA
These divisions make so much more sense than what they had before. When things get back to normal I say keep them.
Amazing as always.
Hart has been one of the biggest disappointed this season
I wanna see your take on MLS too
still waiting for that congratulation lightning video
12:10 To be fai-uuuhhhh
Driedger has played good but Bob has been just as good
I'm not looking forward to the Hater's Guide to the West Division. I'm not ready to hear Tree roast my Blues again like before the Cup win
Lets go Devils!! The best team in NJ....... and the only F you Nets
I hollar every time you use Sonic Spinball sounds. Thank god I'm not the only person on Earth who knows how good that game sounds lol!!
But I want Stan Bowman gone now though
Looking forward for the West and North division the Avs Vid ages like milk
Jets won the trade. Dubois has been fantastic. Laine has sucked and Roslovic has fallen off
Rasmussen and Svechnikov deserve to be in the Red Wings lineup over a few of the veterans and we fans have no idea why they're not playing.
Who's the biggest disappointment? Calgary Flames, Philadelphia Flyers or Dallas Stars?
All of them
Couldn't have ended the video any better with that referee blunder. Well done Urinate, well done 👏🏻
I’m a fan of the Predators AHL Affiliate the Milwaukee Admrials, Tolvinin Trenin and Olivia dominated the entire league, so to me it makes sense why the Preds are suddenly good. (Mind my bad spelling)
hes been to kind to us devils
John Tortorella: I need a 200 foot power forward, now where am I going to get one CBJ: but you traded PLD John Tortorella: Oh yeah here’s my idea, turn Laine into a power forward that won’t have any repercussions whatsoever
The Rangers have become a soap opera. Oh no. How could you tree. Let's us be sad in peace
Can somebody explain to me why Tony DeAngelo is so hated?
dude how tf r u really not gonna mention adam fox when talking about the rangers
I don’t know about you but I need some basketball content
Weird. Sabers got a new head coach and suddenly the players are buying in. And dare I say Winning games 👀
I'm so so here for the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia soundtrack being played during the Flyers segment
Jesus the Stars did a full 180 backup into nothingness!
Calgary is basically Philly West lol
We need more All My Rangers
As a Ranger fan, i pray we fire David Quinn. Man is a terrible coach
I can't wait to see what's next on All My Rangers.
It’s fair to say that the entirety of my knowledge of hockey comes from this Tree
Im ready for the Rich Kids segment
Rumor has it Peter Mrazek is still recovering from that punch he received from Joe Thornton last season.
That he didn't embellish at all (if you listen to their broadcasters)
Stars need to start over i feel
I’m terrified on what ut is gonna say about the blues
RRRRRRAAAALEEEEEIGHH
Laine left because Torts wouldn’t let him get a PS5
Caps vs Lightning is gonna be a slugfest for the Stanley Cup
Cannot wait for Congratulations Gonzaga
Tree is right. Pelech and Pulock as our number 1 defensmen have been outstanding.
Lightning need to prove they can repeat? They need to prove that the bubble wasn't a fluke first, if Tampa can't go on a decent run with fans and actual travel in the next few years that asterisk will come knocking.
Best way to fix the Sabres is get a new owner or get out of Buffalo
Get a new owner and stay in Buffalo
cant wait for oilers segment
hockey content lfg 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Can't wait for North vs west
Bloody hell, Penguins. Are you seriously trying to become the new LOLCow of the Week already? Hiring the guy who had a mixed up to bad reputation in Vancouver, that's gonna go well. Hopefully Yinzers won't stage riots if they ever lose a Stanley Cup finals.
Where's Hurricanes man?
He's made a cameo appearance in this video, but he'll show up regularly as the season progresses. That will be especially true, if the CANES continue to win. GO CANES!
I want one of two things either torts gone or a rebuild or both.
All my Rangers.....hahahahaha
As a Flyers fan ... W-T-everlasting-F???
Wow, this is depressing. My Wings suck so bad Tree can't even be bothered to piss all over us.
Because the urinal is backed up.
Flyers biggest problem is culture. I’ve been saying it for years! Every year they constantly parade the Broad Street Bullies and think it will somehow inspire a team in the modern NHL. Then there’s Paul Holmgren, a man who had maybe 2 or 3 good seasons at the helm and completely forgot how to run a team. Almost every move he’s made since Bryz has either backfired or underperformed. He was a problem for this organization in the mid to later 2010’s and still is as an advisor. But hey this is the Flyers nothing will change. If they miss the playoffs the next two years they’ll fire the coach 3 games into the following season like they did with Lavy and go on and on about how this is unacceptable and the “Flyer” way and “Flyers” hockey. Next they’ll hire another fall guy as coach while they scramble to put a half assed team together with has-beens and former Flyers to make it seem like they’re doing something. As long as the stadium is full and merchandise is selling they have no reason to chance.
All My Rangers.......mehhhhh....not as good as Days of Our Steelers.
If you hear closely at 1:23, you can hear the joyous cries of Hurricanes Man. This is how I know the dark times are coming to an end.
They can't do it with Stamkos
WAIT IS ALL MY RANGERS A REFERENCE TO ALL MY CIRCUITS!?!?!?
Goddammit, Preds
Even Marchessault fucked up in Vegas
Damn, Panthers
FFS Wings
Covid makes a person get weaker, just ask Cam
How did CBJ win a playoff series?