PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.
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PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.
Accidental dark humour right there.
Whoops.
Hi there hello it’s me the addstronout
Could you tell my dad that?
New video: The First Guy To Ever Double Check His Work.
Sounds like that eyeball-person is going to be put in a room.
He ain't kidding about that eye-refusing-to-stay-open thing. Took me an hour the first time.
I have tried to put contacts in on several occasions, I just cannot fight my body's will to not have them in lol I think I only successfully got them in once and only for an hour or so.
That's me when had to apply eye cream directly in the pupil "w-where!?"
Life goals: The moustache on the dinosaur guy. Owl I need is to not shave it.
Yep
The reason I wear eye glasses. Ha. :P
The First Guy To Ever See/Eat A Banana Please do this as a video!
I got the most perfect add for this video "Do you want contacts?" 😂
The timing on the dinosaur exchange is brilliant. I imagine that took either 50 takes or 1.
It can cause damage though. I know this guy who washed them in tap water and amoebas ate his eyes. He needed surgery to see again. I tried warning him, but he didn't like being told of potential dangers. Then I tried warning him that now that's he's had this problem he's at a higher than average risk of brain eating amoeba from public pools. He didn't listen. Thankfully for him the epidemic closed public pools.
HIT HER XD lol
Peter Parker as an eye doctor: "I'll put some lense in your eye"
You should do first guy to drink milk haha
The fake mustash was coming off his face and it made he video funnier
Ryan George is saying what we all thought before wearing contacts or getting eye surgery. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
'How do they frickin how do they feel??'
Doing Lasik genuinely changed my life for the better.
This is precisely what goes through my mind when I think about contacts or laser surgery. I'll keep my owl glasses, thank you
I miss having contacts... I have gotten lazy
The first person to use cutlery please.
The first guy to open a supermarket
Is this Ryan saying that he is afraid of contact lenses?
"i could use a laser to cut your eye open" Ryan George 2021
umm, just gonna point out that the link for this video has a "69" in it. so... noice?
I think a good video for would be "when a new thing ruins an old thing" And it would be along the lines of a reboot of your favorite childhood movie coming out and claiming it ruins the version you grew up with despite the new one changing literally nothing about the original one or any aspect of your childhood just because you don't like how it looks or something
Glasses make look smarter but you have to fail a test to get them
Why does the poster in the back say hit her
I don't understand how people put in contact lenses... Ewww, so disgusting!
Make a video on 'the first guy to play sketches'😂
You should do “ the first guy to ever get a tattoo”
Ngl this is the exact reason I never tried contact lenses
I really want you to do a video on the first people to cook stuff. Imagining the convoluted ways that led to baking a cake would be hilarious with your style of video.
Eyeball person is now one of my new favorite Ryan George variants.
great comedy why this great smart comedy not on Netflix or any hulu bullu this is great comedy
I really hope that you keep at this for your entire life and we get to see you douing this when you are 60 years old asvwell.
Something's wrong. I've searched for "FIrst guy to ever sing" video and haven't found it. If its not out yet, I feel like humanity is missing out on amazing fun entertainment and it just feels wrong.
I was glad that there was an update about the eye chart, because I was distracted from the (as usual excellent) comedy. It's like being served a delicious cheesecake and not have to worry if it was stolen from a dead guy. You know.
Make the first guy to have kids
Suggestion: First guy to ever buy a coupon
The lasik joke was great, but lasers cutting into your eye sounds sooo much better than what actually happens... think tiny vegetable slicer..
Yeah like when you start talking about that stuff it does sound like a threat or it’s going to be extremely painful
Cool
I was dying on this I did the owl thing for the early part of my life before switching to contacts. Now I can't think of not wearing them. Pass on the lasik, heard too many horror stories.
I usually find your comedy to be very amusing; but I'm going to have to stop following you because you take the name of God in vain way too often. Maybe at least try minced oath instead like "oh my gosh" and such; that would do you good with christian demographic. Best of luck to you.
The eye chart in the back says "hit her"
Video Suggestion: *How Candy got their names* "What should we call these tiny colored ones?" "Let's call those M&M's." "Are you wearing a picture of Eminem's face on your shirt?" "Damn it..."
You should just make a video called “The first Guy”
Luckily I didn’t inherit my parents bad vision
I miss my ex j.k
"so you've got a contact lense for me" "yes sir i do"
Now I dont wanna wear lenses anymore. thanks m8
These are hilarious. You can’t stop making these I decided.
please do a new video
funny before the video i got a contact ad and I thought it was part of the video
Vido suggestion: First guy to be in a religion
Video Idea: First guy to scam someone
Reminds me of the time my friend told me about color contacts that made me excited to change my eye color, then told me about someone's bootleg contacts that ripped her lense out and made me swiftly 180 that excitement.
Hilarious.
This cannal is the best history lessons.
Everything and nothing exist in Ryan's own universe.
the adstronaut will not be joining us today
😄😂😂
I bet that patient changed his mind first time he had to wear a facemask
This is my personal headcanon for the Ryan George Cinematic Universe: 1) First off, who and what looks like Ryan George? 1.1) Humans: I think all human males look like Ryan George, because in all of Ryan's videos the only human males to appear are either Ryan, celebreties or background characters, which I will speak of later. Females, however, are more complex: in Ryan's video "The First Couple To Ever Get Divorced", a human female was played by Julie Nolke. There was also a video on Julie's channel, "The First Couple To Ever Get Married", which was a prequel of sorts to Ryan's "The First Couple To Ever Get Divorced", and that leads me to believe that all of Julie's videos (the Julie Nolke Cinematic Universe if you will) are a part of thye RGCU. That being said, in Julie's video Yes and no. In the Alladin episode, Jasmine was played by a female actor, but in the 200th Pitch Meeting Producer Guy's wife and daughter were played by Ryan George. Edit: Also it's been already said in this comment's replies or subcomments if you will, but in Ryan's divorce video his wife was played by Julie Nolke (who I recommend watching if you enjoy Ryan's videos) and in Julie's first person to get married video Julie's husband was played by a Ryan George. This implies that Julie's married video was a prequel to Ryan's divorce video, which leads me to believe that the Julie Nolke Cinematic Universe and the Ryan George Cinematic Universe are the same. However, the non-edited part of my comment contradicts this. In my head-canon, as suggested by a previous comment, the Jasmine in Ryan's Alladin video is made with special effects, and Producer Guy's family in the 200th Pitch Meeting is like an experiment gone wrong (P.S. I don't think this experiment affects only Producer Guy's family, in one of the Adstronaut scenes he wears a wig and pretends to be his girlfriend which, despite being played for laughs, suggests that more of the world's female population has been Ryanized by the experiment, making the wig scene believable.)
This is funny! I like it
I like how I got an add about contact lenses before this video started-
This should be an ad
This man has the most beautiful eyes on the planet, I swear!
Can I have a shoutout
ur eyes are so beautiful. im distracted.
This isn't the first guy to wear contact lenses, this is just how I feel about contact lenses in general
The First Guy to Ever Try Acupuncture
The first guy to perform surgery?
Patienteratops, yours was better hahahahahahahah
I lost with the laser part. That was hilarious.
These last three videos were absolutely golden
Ryan is like the Canadian version of Markiplier
But wait... he doesn’t actually wear the contact lenses!
@Somerandomdude4.2526 Oh shit! Deep!
The eye-doctor did tho, when he tested them on himself. This story is actually about him.
0:06 Wait for 0:08 lol DINOSAUR "EEROOO"
The first contact lenses were actually made of glass not plastic 😵
Me watching the video *chilling* Add: do u want some lenses?
Well when you’re wearing a mask your contacts won’t do that obnoxious fogging up thing
I've been owling it out for more than ten years cuz I'm terrified of contacts.
Omg lol 😆
I SWEAR TO GOD I GOT AN EYE CONTACT LENSES AD ON THIS VIDEO
Suggestion: The First guy to realize that he has amnesia
Take a second to look at the eye chart, if you put the first 3 letters together and then the other 3 letters together, what do you get? Hit Her
And see this right here is the main reason that I don't want to wear contact lenses lol 😨 but in all seriousness I really don't want to wear any NOT AT ALL
I like how the eye test paper in the background says H I T H E R (HIT HER)
Make a video called "The First Guy To Open A Escape Room"
When you started peeling the eyes open I lost it 🤣 Brilliant as always Ryan!
Hi hi
I literally cried from laughing while seeing this piece. Great job! :)
YOu can tell he is a legit eyeball person by the clipboard, white coat and 70s porn star moustache
Lmao thats exactly how i was and why i never worn contancts
Brooooo he’s gonna post again soon, these weekly uploads from this man are keeping me sane
Am i the only one that is scared of glasses on your eye
First Person to Spank Their Child Parent: “Stop doing that thing” Child: “Or else what?” Parent: “Or else...I’ll do the hand thing” Child: “Is that a threat? I’m calling the police”