I Must Hit Men...

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I must hit men
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  • The screwdriver is back!

    jacksepticeyejacksepticeyeUukausi sitten
    • Where’d your intro go mate?

      Nicholas BarthNicholas Barth12 päivää sitten
    • Love the videos Jack! Keep it up!

      Danny FinnDanny Finn15 päivää sitten
    • j

      bryce daricebryce darice19 päivää sitten
    • Get it screw and a driver

      Power shotPower shot19 päivää sitten
    • Jack you got to snap there necks

      Chaos ClipsChaos Clips22 päivää sitten
  • can we talk about how everyone in "dubai" talks like americans. Not even an accent. I will not stop thinking about it.

    MalikMalikTunti sitten
  • .... JACK... WHY DID YOU STOP TWD IN VR??? loved that series....

    Destiny MasseyDestiny Massey7 tuntia sitten
  • man, im crying beacuse of how reckless this was great job

    ZOMMBOTT1ZOMMBOTT114 tuntia sitten
  • 5:19

    LexerLexer17 tuntia sitten
  • x button = solve all life problems

    simplyxxkeigosimplyxxkeigo17 tuntia sitten
  • From the title I thought this was a buzzfeed video

    Nathan BreseeNathan Bresee21 tunti sitten
  • How the fuck did you get away with that...

    Tati BelleTati BellePäivä sitten
  • all the men commenting "how about hitWOMAN so u can hit women 🤣🤣😂🤪🤪" lmao i pray to god they never talk to a girl in their lives

    alexalexPäivä sitten
  • Thank you. You've done your part... *Now leave it to the pros-*

    Andrew GarciaAndrew GarciaPäivä sitten
  • i- just love your content!!!!

    midas thegamermidas thegamerPäivä sitten
  • Not going to lie but that female waiter (4:18) is me or I am the motion capture actress playing her! So yeah I would call myself a magician

    Stella NeubertStella NeubertPäivä sitten
  • well there's a pun in the title

    Debapriya AcharyaDebapriya AcharyaPäivä sitten
  • Wait so you're telling me that agent 47 could put tuxedos up his ass. wow

    RushiRushiPäivä sitten
  • It feels good seeing Sean play stealth games the same way I do. Just plow through and hope for the best.

    oOOooHHhh GOOONNoOOooHHhh GOOONNPäivä sitten
  • No one: Not even Satan: David and Alexis' catchphrases: 3:44.

    Tyler RoseTyler Rose2 päivää sitten
  • amogus

    Fr0sty GamezFr0sty Gamez2 päivää sitten
  • Carl looks just like Carl from Detroit become human

    Hayden the gamerHayden the gamer2 päivää sitten
  • me: there's a lot of security play it like its in real life my brother: goes wild with mp5

    gamer dogggamer dogg2 päivää sitten
  • I'm glad he did not quit

    lilkak50 mcdowelllilkak50 mcdowell2 päivää sitten
  • I literally just had an ad pop up about pooping habits that help you lose weight and how 1 poop a day helps keeps fat away I'm sorry I just had to share it was too funny🤣🤣🤣

    Micheal CoulsonMicheal Coulson2 päivää sitten
  • Jack: is about get his hands blooded also jack: "ew, footprints"

    Dark Worrior125Dark Worrior1252 päivää sitten
  • If they make a movie I want Bruce Willis to play 47

    Syrus 88Syrus 882 päivää sitten
  • 0:35 And Jack is a furry now

    Jay BryJay Bry3 päivää sitten
  • Reflections in games: exists. Jack: 😮

    Mason SearsMason Sears3 päivää sitten
  • hitman 2 was best, then hitman 1 was really close, but then hitman 3 was alright

    ssodacannssodacann3 päivää sitten
  • Jack are we ever going to see the return of the newspaper

    badboy1789badboy17893 päivää sitten
  • where's my high five

    Mark MarsiMark Marsi4 päivää sitten
  • Alternate title, Irish man screaming for 17 minutes.

    Begboio JuuuvvBegboio Juuuvv4 päivää sitten
    • thats a bad title

      Croissants are greatCroissants are great2 päivää sitten
  • HAHA POOR 3:52

  • NO WITNESSES!!! = That’s exactly how I play Hitman. ‘Let the Bodies hit the floor’, I was rocking to that shit

    xXx TaylorxXx Taylor5 päivää sitten
  • 12:32 "now leave it to the pros,what are you,some kinda-"DED.

    BoxYeeterBoxYeeter5 päivää sitten
  • Leave it to the pros.. Immediatly gets hammered

    CelticEmperor239CelticEmperor2395 päivää sitten
  • "The connoisseur's drink. Shampagn."

    Bubbleduck_109Bubbleduck_1096 päivää sitten
  • I’ve never thought hitting men could have been so interesting, kinda intense, and looking forward to Jack play more of these.

    Zoe Ysha P. CaseresZoe Ysha P. Caseres7 päivää sitten
  • They need to make a girl the hitman in the next game

    Panda BeatsPanda Beats7 päivää sitten
  • You can be so high yet so deep by joining the mile high club... Hehe

    Wickd GhostWickd Ghost8 päivää sitten
  • Jack: I don’t wanna poison just anybody! Also jack: I will collapse the roof with a c4 to kill everybody!

    Snas DanceSnas Dance8 päivää sitten
  • If you don't watch him playing skate 3, don't even talk to me

  • He was just so terrible at this game it was hysterical and excruciating at the same time 🤣

    Major BaconMajor Bacon9 päivää sitten
  • "Hitting men" and misandry is disgusting. Game or not, stop normalizing such phrases🤮

    BayonettaBayonetta9 päivää sitten
    • @Croissants are great Child marriage happens to men too. And in India 30% of boys are forced to child marriges compared to 23% of girls. And women back then literally wanted to stay at home since they preferred that life. They refused to get the right to vote cause they know they would get drafted like men. MILLIONS of men ended up dead because of the sexism like in the titanic and draft. Long story short, men had it worse back then and now.

      BayonettaBayonetta2 päivää sitten
    • btw my English is not great sorry if I made any mistake...

      Croissants are greatCroissants are great2 päivää sitten
    • @Bayonetta no that was just an example. young daughters were being married away and sold to some creepy 70 year old. women didn't get to work. instead they stayed at home to cook and take care of the children for their entire life. they were pretty much being seen as objects. you can say what you want about female privilege nowadays but back in the days men had it better. and remember all of these are examples

      Croissants are greatCroissants are great2 päivää sitten
    • @Croissants are great Um sweetie, you're comparing the right to vote to the right to live normally and peacefully like a human being🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦 You're crying about the right to vote for crappy presidents while men are literally sacrificed. Don't compare "voting" to literally the right to live.

      BayonettaBayonetta2 päivää sitten
    • @Bayonetta btw, titanic was a bad example. women do have privileges nowadays, but in the time of titanic they didn't even have the right to vote in many countries.

      Croissants are greatCroissants are great2 päivää sitten
  • hahahahahahahah cleanest run I've ever seen

    Xyrous.CagmatXyrous.Cagmat9 päivää sitten
  • Jack EWWWW Me really your a hitman you don’t care about EWWW

    Amber CordovaAmber Cordova9 päivää sitten
  • Jack you are my favorite FIstreamr

    Dylan WethingtonDylan Wethington9 päivää sitten
  • can you smell it? II had beans, and I think they were off, sorry. that KILLED me.

    Stitch LoverStitch Lover10 päivää sitten
  • You’ve pacified your conscience by saying you would get right with God, your Creator, someday . . . If you’ve told one lie, stolen anything, or lusted (which is adultery of the heart), you’ll be found guilty on Judgment Day and end up in Hell. But there’s good news: Though we broke God’s Law, Jesus, the prophesied Messiah, perfectly kept the Law, fulfilling all righteousness. He paid the fine for sinners by suffering and dying on the cross-absorbing the wrath of God that they deserve. “For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God, not of works, lest anyone should boast.” Then Jesus rose from the dead and was seen by hundreds of eyewitnesses. Today, repent and trust Jesus; God will grant you forgiveness and the gift of eternal life.

    Born Again ChristianBorn Again Christian11 päivää sitten
  • Supposed to be stealth game? Lol

    BluonBluon12 päivää sitten
  • He doesn’t do his into as much anymore

    Nicholas BarthNicholas Barth12 päivää sitten
  • Your the best hit man ever Jack

    Imiliano AguilarImiliano Aguilar13 päivää sitten
  • Irish FIstreamr love playing hitman isn't. First Kevin kill everyone on Miami and Rt just put every single npc at Sapienza on a freezer now this

    Orthip JuchenOrthip Juchen13 päivää sitten
  • You should play original ps2 hit man 1 and 2 and 3 there good games

    Ace cool Trainer BrownAce cool Trainer Brown13 päivää sitten
  • People who want more hitman videos

    Egehan_K61Egehan_K6113 päivää sitten
  • What is Hitman about

    Grove street Family memberGrove street Family member13 päivää sitten
  • Amber heard????

    Daryl DixonDaryl Dixon13 päivää sitten
    • @Daryl Dixon yes I know

      Croissants are greatCroissants are great2 päivää sitten
    • @Croissants are great she hit men 😳

      Daryl DixonDaryl Dixon2 päivää sitten
    • what?

      Croissants are greatCroissants are great2 päivää sitten
  • He did this in the most McGrundled way possible.

    mikel shortmikel short14 päivää sitten
  • I really enjoyed this video. By no fault of his own I stopped watching Jack for about a year or two, and this video was the first video I watched all day that genuinely made me laugh. Glad to be back and watching you regularly keep it up man!

    SetsegaSetsega14 päivää sitten
  • Sean: ooooh, it’s the sun, ya see it Random dude from India: ya smell it? I had beans, I tink dey were off

    xXDARKKINGXx 79xXDARKKINGXx 7915 päivää sitten
  • Bruh I can’t afford hitman 3 and I forgot to get 2 so I’ve been playing hitman 1 for years

    SSG freshmemeyboiSSG freshmemeyboi15 päivää sitten
  • I kinda like the old jacksepticeye then new jacksepticeye

    IdkIdk15 päivää sitten
  • hahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

    DIL3NDIL3N15 päivää sitten
  • Hit more men

    TaganTagan15 päivää sitten
  • All hail the screwdriver!!!

    Danny FinnDanny Finn15 päivää sitten
  • This game looks amazing

    HyPE LTHyPE LT15 päivää sitten
  • Who remembers mr screwdriver 🤣

    Starcar3283 !Starcar3283 !16 päivää sitten
  • Good god, this triggered jack’s fear of heights ten times over

    Sinister RealitySinister Reality16 päivää sitten
  • "I must hit men." *turns around* "Hey cutie." "wtf"

    A Rezerd the mageA Rezerd the mage16 päivää sitten
  • Hey Jack, have you played unravel 2? If you did I can't find it

    Brooklyn PalmerBrooklyn Palmer16 päivää sitten
  • Where's scp

    MegaDanMegaDan16 päivää sitten
  • Balls to the walls in hitman

    Tortoise200Tortoise20017 päivää sitten

    The Dab KingThe Dab King17 päivää sitten
  • 3:52, I felt that so hard.

    Batman StudiosBatman Studios17 päivää sitten
  • best hitman ever

    Alexandra LittleAlexandra Little17 päivää sitten
  • Who else would love Sean to be their hitman

    Tuba’dTuba’d17 päivää sitten
  • "HYAH!" *bonk* *end*

    Draven HarleDraven Harle17 päivää sitten
  • Why does agent 47 sound like chief from halo

    Cameron SpeedCameron Speed17 päivää sitten

    xdssz 2xdssz 217 päivää sitten
    • @Jacob Fauteux I did but I mean like actual vr.

      xdssz 2xdssz 216 päivää sitten
    • Watch slmccl video

      Jacob FauteuxJacob Fauteux17 päivää sitten
  • Did any body notice the bar code the back of his head tho

    Javier LopezJavier Lopez17 päivää sitten

    Alyssa sanneAlyssa sanne18 päivää sitten
  • Rip dadsepticeye

    C10ut_CharlieC10ut_Charlie18 päivää sitten
  • ‘You didn’t even see me vent, I was in electrical, I was doing wires’ JackSepticEye was an impostor

    Jean PaulJean Paul18 päivää sitten
  • let the bodies hit the floor, he said.

    Jean PaulJean Paul18 päivää sitten
  • who else was dying when jack entered the room and started killing people

    Shady HelmyShady Helmy18 päivää sitten
    • Everyone in the room

      james Murrayjames Murray18 päivää sitten
  • Agent 47 is actually a test tube clone that was perfect and had to kill all other clones

    Jordan RachaelJordan Rachael18 päivää sitten
  • 6:43 hilarious,you must watch

    Moussa HassanMoussa Hassan18 päivää sitten
  • that thumbnail tho-

    fudgefudge18 päivää sitten
  • 0:59 Me: DO A FLIP

    EvanEvan18 päivää sitten
  • "I hit men not climb buildings!" well jack, in order to hit men, you must climb which would help you become a man that hits men

    Miguel GonzalesMiguel Gonzales18 päivää sitten
  • You're so good at this game! It's an inspiration.

    Florian LiouvilleFlorian Liouville19 päivää sitten
  • My favorite thing is falling asleep to jacksepticeye because you pass out from how much you were laughing it’s the perfect cure for insomnia 👌

    Purple Haired Insomniac 1Purple Haired Insomniac 119 päivää sitten

    shadow boyshadow boy20 päivää sitten

    Frogizz FroggoFrogizz Froggo20 päivää sitten
  • jack should play danganropa 😂

  • Jack: *Kills everyone in sight* Also Jack: *sneaks past one singular camera*

    CurlyFries 10CurlyFries 1020 päivää sitten
  • This is amazing *but* my fear of heights gave me anxiety

    aftab hassanaftab hassan21 päivä sitten
  • this dubai is like the chinese skyscraper from SCDA

    Brock HammBrock Hamm21 päivä sitten
  • 47 Or Sam Fisher

    Brock HammBrock Hamm21 päivä sitten
  • I always play this shit so slowly and methodically but Jacks way seems more fun😂

    Gavin RockGavin Rock21 päivä sitten
  • I was afraid to watch this because I didn't want to spoil it for myself but I just couldn't resist seeing The Screwdriver back in action. Like if you agree.

    CurlyFries 10CurlyFries 1021 päivä sitten
  • Wut about hitwoman

    Toi TranToi Tran21 päivä sitten
    • Dont do that

      Toi TranToi Tran21 päivä sitten
  • Where is top of the morning to ya laddies

    gaming addictionzgaming addictionz21 päivä sitten